I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
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How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
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I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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