what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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