Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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