i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone