Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
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I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
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Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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