CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
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Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
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Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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