Your tits are I can't wait for
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
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She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
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So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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