He is an equal opportunity slut.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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