Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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