just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
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Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
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We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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