How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
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I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
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Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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