I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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