Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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