In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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