And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
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