if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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