But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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