Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
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She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
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Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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