Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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