That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
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She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
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You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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