This girl is more easily done than said...
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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