***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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