And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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