ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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