Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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