Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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