you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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