Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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