Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
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I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
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I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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