Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
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Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
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I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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