so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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