you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
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What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
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I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.