Wow word travels fast.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
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He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
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Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year