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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester

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  Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  and now there are teeth marks on my dick.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.

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• (530): View more from California

  I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this

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• (210): View more from Texas

  It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.

  (775): View more from Nevada

  You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.

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• (845): View more from New York

  I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink

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