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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  you're drinking in the law library????

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  ...not a bad idea....

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  probably not a good idea either.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou

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  Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.

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• (731): View more from Tennessee

  all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  How do you feel?

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  Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.

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