okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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