My sheets look like a crime scene.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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