Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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