He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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