Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
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I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
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He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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