There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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