Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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