Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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