But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
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just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
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