Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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