don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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