Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
And the cops told us we were all naked.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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