I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
