Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
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We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
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In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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