I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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