just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I fill condoms, not promises.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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