First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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