what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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