Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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