I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Randomize
