That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Randomize
