C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
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i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
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Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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